Since my post about getting drunk and playing Skyrim seemed to be so popular, I got drunk again last night and played The Sims. I’ll be honest, the whole ordeal felt like trying to catch lightning in a bottle and I really don’t think it holds up to the Skyrim post, and I never really found that funny to begin with. But what the fuck do I know, here’s what happened.
For people who don’t have time to bathe or access to fresh water, a South African college student has a solution: a shower gel users simply rub onto their skin. One small packet replaces one bath, and users never need any water. Ludwick Marishane’s inspiration was a lazy friend, but his invention will be a boon to people who live in areas where clean water is in short supply.
Image via Science History and Facts.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
And why hasn’t this blown up yet?
I think deep inside we’d all love to have a Smash game with an all-female cast. That would seriously kick ass. Take notes, Nintendo!
Can you name all characters present here?
The Pokemon ‘Jigglypuff’ is featured in this picture. However this creates a problem with the intention of the picture. It was stated that “I think deep inside we’d all love to have a Smash game with an all-female cast.”
Now isn’t it odd that Jigglypuff is found here. That fact raises a contradiction between the statement and the picture. Jigglypuff is recorded to have a 25% chance of being born male.
I’m shocked someone as fashionable as you can’t see something so obvious. Maybe you need to update your wardrobe.
Looking at the evidence of Jigglypuff’s alternative costumes, we can see that the majority of them are accessories from female characters in the series, such as Serena and Nurse Joy
While the gender ratio isn’t 100% female, it’s rather obvious that Jigglypuff is intended to be female in the games.
Looks like he found some amazing cereal
That last second. Oh my god.
look at the person that was about to go down the isle and was just like “never mind.”
the origin of Ouija boards is funny if you think about it, like they’re part of another country’s (China) ancient history that was practiced until one emperor decided, “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice.
then centuries later an old businessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”
Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh
I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.
the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation
“Villain Punchlines“, a series of motivational posters inspired by the villains from Disney, Batman or HarryPotter movies.
Perfect to awaken the evil genius in you! And remember: “Happy endings are for pussies”.
this is the only Columbus Day post you should reblog
this is the cutest fucking thing ever
Football Player Flaunts Sexual Orientation On Live Television (x)
AJ McCarron didn’t seem to care that television cameras were on him when he decided to flaunt his heterosexual relationship with Katherine Webb.
“All of a sudden they were making out,” said ESPN viewer Roger Jellyton. “I couldn’t believe my eyes, and my children were in the room. How was I supposed to explain what they were seeing? What, that it’s OK for two people who love each other to kiss in a moment of joy and celebration? Ugh. What is this nation coming to? Enough is enough.”